charliemcdonnell.com A poem about Moustaches, by Charlie McDonnell … How I wish I could grow a moustache, so that people could see me as cool. With a fashionable style, a furry smile, the ladies would drown in their drool. Oh I wish I could grow a moustache, so that people could think me a man. I would work on a farm, have a rugged charm, and probably drive a white van. I wish I could form a moustache, maybe people would think I was snappy. I would keep it in trim, I would go to the gym, with some hair on my lip, I’d be happy. How I long, and long, for a moustache, so people could think I was smart. I would hypothesise, that a moustache is wise, and then show my results, in a chart. I wish I could own a moustache, so that people could think me their friend. With a jolly old tash, I would sure be a smash, and a man on which you could depend. But alas, I cannot grow a moustache, my face is unfavourably bare. And now I have disclosed, that my lip is exposed, ’til I can, a fake moustache, I wear.
Moustache – A Poem
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has anybody else realised that this is an actual poem about moustaches? ha ha xxx luv you charlie!! xx
Little big planet all the way
I had moustache when iwas 13…
sounds like some Dr.suess
i love how the only mustache that falls off at the end is the one on his lip ^_^
I could imagine Charlie with a moustache driving a white van…
itsa me MARIO
I didn’t know Kyle Samon has a brother?!
Your mustaches are beautiful, Charlie ;)
@holycrapitsalex2112 LOL! that made my day :P
A moment of silence for all those who died on their computers and accidentally pressed the dislike button.
I thought i was the only one who wrote poems about mustaches!! I HAVE FOUND MY OWN KIND
@randomeese
Number 6 is my favorite.
fuck you and justin biber
am i the only one messing with the numbers now? XD
Press 6, and he’ll become a sheep…
I bought a moustache t-shirt yesterday. It’s awesome…
repeatedly press one..and he’ll wiggle his eyebrows;)
lol press and hold 6!!
You just had a mustache.. oh wait now you shaved it… oh never mind you just mustaches under your eyes and on you chin. thuis video must have tooken like million years to make.
hey look it’s hitler! lol
Anything’s a good look on you Charlie…
pause this video, then press 0 then 1 :)
Pause the vid and press 4 several times
When you wear the second one, you look like Ringo Starr in the Sgt. Pepper days <3